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Looking to plan a party that’s anything but ordinary? Step back in time and unleash your inner Neanderthal with a Caveman Chronicles themed bash! Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a prehistoric playdate, or just looking for a wild excuse to party, this theme brings big laughs, earthy vibes, and plenty of dino-sized fun.
From cave drawing-inspired décor to rockin' party favours and primal snacks, we’ve rounded up everything you need to create a celebration that feels straight out of the Stone Age — in the best way possible. So grab your clubs (or cupcakes) and let’s get ready to party like it’s 10,000 B.C.!
ME WANT YOU THERE (INVITATION) UGH!

ME LIKE DECORATIONS. UGH!
Transform your space into a scene straight out of the Stone Age with earthy, creative décor that brings your Caveman Chronicles theme to life. Start by setting the tone with a warm colour palette—think shades of green, brown, and orange in balloon clusters that feel like they were plucked right from a prehistoric jungle. Add in a few bone-shaped foil balloons for a fun and unexpected twist that guests will love.
A statement Caveman print tapestry creates an eye-catching backdrop—perfect for photos and instantly cave-worthy. At the entrance, a themed welcome sign invites your tribe into the party zone with a playful prehistoric touch.
For your food display, mimic nature with wood-inspired cake stands and rustic-style trays. Add wooden cutlery and match it all with coordinating paper cups, plates, and napkins in earth tones to keep the look cohesive and wild.
Scatter some faux human bones and dinosaur fossil heads along the table for extra Stone Age flair—your cave guests will be fascinated! Finish it off with vines and fake flames to create that jungle-meets-volcano vibe, and top it all off with a hilarious caveman figure that’s sure to steal the spotlight (and a few laughs).
It’s the perfect mix of primal and playful—just right for a party that totally rocks.
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Caveman Chronicles Theme Welcome Sign
Caveman Chronicles Welcome Sign
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Caveman Chronicles Paper Plates, Cups and Napkins
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Plastic Human Bone Decor - on Amazon
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T-Rex Skull Skeleton Model - on Amazon
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Caveman Model Table Decor - on Amazon
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Dinosaur Fossil Table Top Decor - on Amazon
CAVEMAN CHIC. UGH!
No Caveman Chronicles party is complete without some prehistoric flair in the wardrobe department—especially for the guest of honour! For those ready to fully embrace their inner caveman, go bold with classic caveman gear: a faux animal print tunic, wild hair, a chunky bone necklace, and of course, a trusty caveman bat for full effect. Don’t forget the crazy caveman feet slippers for that perfect finishing touch—they’re hilarious and photo-worthy!
If your birthday honouree isn’t quite ready to go full Neanderthal, a custom “Cave King” T-shirt is a fun and comfy alternative. Coordinate it with the party’s earthy tones and cave-style graphics to keep the look on theme while staying laid-back.
Whether they go all out or keep it casual, the right outfit will have them feeling like the ruler of the Stone Age.
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Caveman Chronicles Birthday Men's T-Shirt
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FEAST LIKE A CAVEMAN - UGH!
Time to fuel your tribe! A Caveman Chronicles party calls for a spread that’s hearty, fun, and totally Stone Age approved. Think primal bites and wild presentation to match the vibe.
Start strong with Carnivore Meatballs — juicy, flavorful, and perfect for little (or big) cave appetites. Serve up chicken legs and steak chunks on sticks for that rustic, fire-pit feel — just like a caveman would eat them. Add bone pretzels to the mix for a playful and crunchy snack that fits the theme to a T.
For sweets, go wild with a rock-inspired cake or a custom Caveman cake featuring earthy textures, edible bones, or even a tiny dino on top. Don’t forget the bark-looking chocolate treats, which are simple to make and look like they came straight from the forest floor.
Drinks? Dress them up with personalized beer bottle labels (or soda, for the kids) that tie right into the Caveman Chronicles design. It’s a small detail that makes a big impact.
Personalized Beer Bottle Cave Chronicles Labels
Personalized Cave Chronicles Beer Labels
GIMME GIFT. UGH!
End your Caveman Chronicles bash on a high note with themed party favours. Pack a small kraft bag filled with goodies like caveman cookies, dino treats, or chocolate “rocks.” Want to go beyond snacks? Tuck in a mini notebook with a cave drawing design on the cover — a fun and useful gift for anyone. Add a custom sticker that says “Me thank you. You fun.”, personalized with the birthday honouree’s name — it’s silly, sweet, and perfectly on-theme or use a matching favour tag that reads “Thanks for getting prehistoric with us!” to tie everything together.
Cave Drawings Lined Notebook 7.5" x 9.25" 120 Pages
Caveman Chronicles Thank You Sticker
Caveman Chronicles Thank You Sticker
Caveman Chronicles Thank You Favour Tags
Caveman Chronicles Thank You Favour Tags
UGH! THAT'S A WRAP!
Whether you're going all-out with cave décor, serving up primal eats, or handing out cave themed favours, a Caveman Chronicles party is guaranteed to be unforgettable. With just the right mix of creativity, laughter, and prehistoric charm, you’ll throw a bash that has your guests grunting with joy. So grab your club, cue the cave music, and get ready to party like it’s 10,000 B.C.!
UGH... me tired. Me party hard. You? Go plan best party ever. And when you do — don’t forget to share your Caveman Chronicles party pics! We want to see your tribe in action, your best dino dance moves, and all those prehistoric party moments. UGH!!!